Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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