well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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