oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
FUCK WHALES
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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