is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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