I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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