The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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