You surviving the open bar?
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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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