i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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