I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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