Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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