Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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