Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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