I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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