My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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