We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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