I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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