I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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