Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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