your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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