and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Randomize
