I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
either way he was missing a nipple.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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