The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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