sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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