i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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