You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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