...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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