I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
