So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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