About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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