He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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