So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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