Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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