It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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