I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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