STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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