I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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