tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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