i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We have so much sex to catch up on
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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