All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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