I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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