physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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