Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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