Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
