I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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