So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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