i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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