I bet he comes in French.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
