Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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