Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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