I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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