everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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